Law Of Reruns: If You Have Watched A TV Series Only Once, And You Watch It Again, It Will Be A Rerun Of The Same Episode.
Law of Reruns:
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
You know you're getting old if: ** You're older than your dentist.
** It takes you two tries to get up from the couch....
Baby Sitters: girls you hire to watch your Tv.
Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.
A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
What the car you buy says about you: - Acura Integra
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars - Acura Legend...
You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... ** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
** When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point....
How To Be A Good Husband... ** He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid making more than one stain in the carpet.
** He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the same place on the couch, to avoid making those unsightly twin-divots....
NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
You Might Be A Redneck If... ** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....