How To Be A Good Husband... ** He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid making more than one stain in the carpet.

How To Be A Good Husband...
** He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid making
more than one stain in the carpet.
** He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the same place on the couch,
to avoid making those unsightly twin-divots.
** He masters the art of halfway-communication so that he can watch TV and
still answer: uh huh, oh, I see what you mean, etc. at the right time.
** He is able to avoid use of the same excuse two-times-in-a-row.
** He has learned that a new vacuum cleaner, iron, etc. do not make
acceptable anniversary presents.
** Admits with only minor prodding that watching Monday Night Football
together does not constitute a "date" or family home evening (where
applicable).
** Has learned all of the childrens' names so that he doesn't have to refer
to them as, "Hey, you there".
** Knows the proper time to give a sincere compliment and also the proper
time to say something such as, "Its definitely an interesting dress."