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• Chicken Little only has to be right once.
• Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
• Law of Reruns: If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
• Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
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• FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.
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• Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because he heard the Colonel does chicken Right!
• Peer's Law: The solution to the problem only changes the problem.
• Murphy's Law only fails when demonstrated.