An aggie decided to celebrate his latest gusher by going to the nearest bar.
When he walked in, the aggie noticed a stunning young woman at the end of
the bar; he asked the bartender to send her a drink. The bartender warned
the aggie, "You don't want to get involved with her." "Why not?" said the
aggie. "Because she's a Lesbian!" the bartender said. "That don't bother
me!" exclaimed the aggie as he made his way to young woman's table. Taking
a seat, he asked her, "So, what part of Lesbia are you from?"
When he walked in, the aggie noticed a stunning young woman at the end of
the bar; he asked the bartender to send her a drink. The bartender warned
the aggie, "You don't want to get involved with her." "Why not?" said the
aggie. "Because she's a Lesbian!" the bartender said. "That don't bother
me!" exclaimed the aggie as he made his way to young woman's table. Taking
a seat, he asked her, "So, what part of Lesbia are you from?"
Related:
- There was once this Aggie who was doing research on various plant
life.
So he goes out to a ranch and asks the old rancher... - A Few For The Pun Lovers...
*** The Service ***
Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the... - One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped
from its cage.
He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the... - One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped
from its cage.
He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the... - Anything?
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that the man could not take his... - TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A CS MAJOR
--- --- ------- -
10. Professors' names are more fun to announce. ... - Punny
1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman
called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the
front office.
When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression...
