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• There was once this Aggie who was doing research on various plant life.
  So he goes out to a ranch and asks the old rancher if he could get some milkweed from out of the pasture....
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• Anything? A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.
  She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her....
• TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A CS MAJOR --- --- ------- -- -- - -- ----- 10.
  Professors' names are more fun to announce. 9. Open book tests (even though the books don't help at all) 8....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.
  When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hyng low....