Anything?
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that
the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his
overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said
to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words.'
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from
his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the
young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Paint my
house.'
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that
the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his
overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said
to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words.'
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from
his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the
young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Paint my
house.'
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