A polish couple got married. On their wedding night they couldn't figure out how to have sex.

A polish couple got married. On their wedding night they couldn't figure
out how to have sex. So the woman said to her husband, "Dear, go to the
doctor tomorrow and ask him how we can have sex." The next day the polack
went to the doctor and said, "Doc, how do my wife and I have sex?" The
doctor told him, "Son, I want you to go home and stick the longest thing
you've got up the hairiest thing she's got." That night the polack went
home and practiced what the doctor recommended - he stuck his nose up her
armpit.

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