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• Q: Why don't yuppers watch the Gong Show? A: Because it's too intellectual.
• Why is Poland just like the United States? In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.
  S. you can get whatever you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland....
• There has been a lot of publicity recently regarding Johnny Carson's joke contrasting parrots and Nevada women.
  In further- ance of my aim to provide complete (and unbiased) reports, I have learned that many other states were the butts of Johnny's jokes....
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
• Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
• Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. -- Johnny Carso
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY 1. Could our relationship be more physical?
  I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way....
• In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets, you know.
  Simple Duties ============= Don't whine about the bed being made....