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• Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. -- Johnny Carso
• Rule #624: A warning message should not be funnier than the joke.
• Q: Why don't Irishman watch Johnny Carson/The Tonight Show?
  A: Because none of them can stay sober past 10:30....
• The teacher was somewhat embarrassed and said, "Johnny! Don't ever talk like that again!
• Non-Sequitur Quotations "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron....
• Little Johnny Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
  Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?...
• Naughty Johnny It is near the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do.
  All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening....
• Little Johnny had to walk by a whorehouse on his way to school everyday.
  A prostitute always sat outside and called out "Hi, Little Johnny!...
• Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
  I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...