St. Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a stroll. He
soon noticed that the fence between Heaven and Hell was in need of repair.
So St. Peter leaned over the fence and yelled at Lucifer, "This fence needs
to be repaired! I'll see to it that you help pay for it ..." Lucifer
replied, "If you want it fixed -YOU- pay for it!" St. Peter replied "The
fence is your responsiblity too. You help pay for it, or I will sue you."
Lucifer laughed "Ha! Where do you think -YOU- are going to get a lawyer?!"
soon noticed that the fence between Heaven and Hell was in need of repair.
So St. Peter leaned over the fence and yelled at Lucifer, "This fence needs
to be repaired! I'll see to it that you help pay for it ..." Lucifer
replied, "If you want it fixed -YOU- pay for it!" St. Peter replied "The
fence is your responsiblity too. You help pay for it, or I will sue you."
Lucifer laughed "Ha! Where do you think -YOU- are going to get a lawyer?!"
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