Heaven or Hell...
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for
admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and
helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You may enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate
themselves." St. Peter invited him into heaven, too.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I
helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come
in also."
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You may stay for three
days. After that you know where you can go..."
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for
admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and
helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You may enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate
themselves." St. Peter invited him into heaven, too.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I
helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come
in also."
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You may stay for three
days. After that you know where you can go..."
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