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• By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the same day.
  One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One of the men was Jewish....
• Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so the ones that proved themselves in a test of faith would get in....
• Heaven or Hell... Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven.
  St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities....
• Titanic Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question....
• Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
  At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....
• After being killed in a tragic auto accident, Fathers Tom and Mike were met at Heaven's gate by St.
  Peter. St. Peter walked up to them and said, "Hello, fathers....
• A priest, a minister and a rabbi all died at the same time and met at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter stood before the locked gates and looked upon them sternly....