The Worlds Great Religions Interpret the Philosophy "Shit Happens" Taoism -

The Worlds Great Religions Interpret the Philosophy "Shit Happens"

Taoism - Shit happens.
Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism - This shit happened before.
Islam - Shit happens by the will of Allah
Protestantism - Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism - If shit happens, it's your fault.
Judiasm - Why does shit keep happening to us?
Paganism - Shit happens and it's great fertilizer.

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