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• A man visited his doctor and complained of feeling bad.
  Because there were no apparent medical problems, the doctor gave the patient a thorough exam...
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor.
  After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them...
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• One day a guy lost his dick in an auto accident. He went to the doctor to get it replaced and the doctor pulled out a drawer with replacement dicks in it.
  Those look o.k.," the unfortunate victim said, "but as long I have the opportunity, I want something a bit longer....
• Last year a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.
  He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit....