This swishy-type of guy went to the doctor for his physical. He got undressed
and waited for the doctor to begin. The doctor came over to him and pushed up
on his right testicle and said, "Say sixty-six." The guy replied "Thixty
thix." The doctor then pushed up on his left testicle and said "Say sixty-
six." The guy again said, "Thixty thix." The doctor then prepared for the
rectal exam by putting on a rubber glove and applying some vaseline to his
finger. He had the guy bend over and then inserted his finger and instructed
the guy to say sixty-six again. The guy replied "One, two, three ..."
and waited for the doctor to begin. The doctor came over to him and pushed up
on his right testicle and said, "Say sixty-six." The guy replied "Thixty
thix." The doctor then pushed up on his left testicle and said "Say sixty-
six." The guy again said, "Thixty thix." The doctor then prepared for the
rectal exam by putting on a rubber glove and applying some vaseline to his
finger. He had the guy bend over and then inserted his finger and instructed
the guy to say sixty-six again. The guy replied "One, two, three ..."
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