One day a guy lost his dick in an auto accident. He went to the doctor to
get it replaced and the doctor pulled out a drawer with replacement dicks
in it. "Those look o.k.," the unfortunate victim said, "but as long I have
the opportunity, I want something a bit longer." "Sure," the Doc replied as
he pulled out another drawer. "Well," the guy said, "those are pretty hefty,
but what I had in mind was something truly spectacular!" The doctor grunted
and begrudgingly opened a third drawer. "Now you're talking, Doc. That's
exactly what I had in mind, but tell me, you got any in white?"
get it replaced and the doctor pulled out a drawer with replacement dicks
in it. "Those look o.k.," the unfortunate victim said, "but as long I have
the opportunity, I want something a bit longer." "Sure," the Doc replied as
he pulled out another drawer. "Well," the guy said, "those are pretty hefty,
but what I had in mind was something truly spectacular!" The doctor grunted
and begrudgingly opened a third drawer. "Now you're talking, Doc. That's
exactly what I had in mind, but tell me, you got any in white?"
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