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  There are a few things happening here at home. We don't live where we did when you left -- you're father read in the paper that most car accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved....
• A Letter from your mama... Dear Son: I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
  We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved....
• A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Daughter Dear Child
  I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast....
• Letter from Camp Dear Mom & Dad: We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid.
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• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
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  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....