Then There Was The Guy Whose Roommate Caught Him Pouring Beer In His Hand.
Then there was the guy whose roommate caught him pouring beer in his hand.
"What are you doing?" he asked. "I wanna score tonight," the roommate with
the beer replied, "so I'm getting my date drunk."
A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
PATCHWORK Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.
All of a sudden the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirro...
An aggie goes into a bar. He orders two beers, drinks one and pours the other one on his hand.
He orders two more , drinks one and pours the other on his hand....
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
125 Things Never To Say During Sex 1)is it in? 2)that's it?
3)you've got to be kidding me. 4)(phone rings) hello?...