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• G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce?
• A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking to an Ontarian.
  Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'?...
• Three gays are driving around San Francisco, when they had to stop for a red light.
  Unfortunately, the large semi-trailer behind them burned out his breaks on the steep downgrade and slammed into the back of the gays' car....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• A man goes to the doctor and says: - Doc, I would like to live very long.
  What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision....
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?
  SHE: "Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?...