I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
Related:
- Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy -
because it leaves a residue at every pole..... - I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me
Nowhere... - Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me... - Ponderables...
** Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected. ** I'm not into working... - Why A Woman Does Not Need A Man...
** If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so
glad to see you,
get a dog. ** If you want someone who's always ready... - I [] My dog.
He [ate] My Cat... - Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to
be different,
so I called my dog "Sex." I found out that "Sex" ... - Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?
A: Because he left a residue at every pole... - Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: You don't bother calling him,
he won't come any way. But, when I was a kid, we...
