Ponderables...
** Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
** I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
** I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
** Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
** Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But
when you take him in the car he sticks his head out the window.
** Haver you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
** I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.
** The statistics on sanity are that one of every four Americans is
suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
** I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say
because it's such a beautiful animal. I think my mother is attractive, but I
only have photographs of her.
** Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
** I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
** I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
** Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
** Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But
when you take him in the car he sticks his head out the window.
** Haver you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
** I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.
** The statistics on sanity are that one of every four Americans is
suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
** I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say
because it's such a beautiful animal. I think my mother is attractive, but I
only have photographs of her.
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