Two Women Were Sitting Next To Each Other, Under The Hair Dryers In A Beauty Shop.
Two women were sitting next to each other, under the hair dryers in a beauty
shop. One turned to the other and said, "Tell me, do you and your husband
have mutual orgasm?" The other woman said, "Oh no, we have State Farm."
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the porch in their rockers just talking 'girl' talk.
Emma: My word Matilda! You and Johnny were married for quite some time....
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do.
Maybe you can help me. When I was cleaning the Father's room, I found a box of condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don't know whether or not to tell Bishop....
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
Wisconsin Dictionary: ** AIN-A-HEY: placed at the end of a profound stateme
as in "isn't it?" ** BART: a Green Bay institution who doesn't need a last name...
Elderly Drivers Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.
Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection....
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in an airplane.
All of a sudden, the man sneezes powerfully. He takes out his handkerchief, opens his zipper, takes out his Willy and after having carefully wiped it, puts it back in and closes the zipper....
The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....