Two women were sitting next to each other, under the hair dryers in a beauty
shop. One turned to the other and said, "Tell me, do you and your husband
have mutual orgasm?" The other woman said, "Oh no, we have State Farm."
shop. One turned to the other and said, "Tell me, do you and your husband
have mutual orgasm?" The other woman said, "Oh no, we have State Farm."
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