Elderly Drivers
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see
over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was
red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was
red again, and again they went right though.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had
been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention to the
road, and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they
went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred!
Don't you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have
killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, I'm driving?"
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see
over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was
red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was
red again, and again they went right though.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had
been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention to the
road, and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they
went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred!
Don't you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have
killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, I'm driving?"
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