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• There once was a girl from Sidney Who could take it right up to her kidney But a guy from Quebec Shoved it up to her neck He had a long one, now didn't he.
• There once was a woman from Sydney Who could take it in up to her kidney But a man from Quebec Put it up to her neck He had a big one, didn't he?
• Ther once was a woman from Sidney.. Who said she could take one to the Kidney.
  .. Along came a man from Quebec and gave her one to the neck....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
  On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her....
• There was a young woman of Sydney Who could take it clear up to the kidney But the thrust of Alphonse Barely reached to her mons So he left her unsatisfied didn't he?
• 81 There was a young lady from Prentice Who had an affair with a dentist.
  To make things easier He used anesthesia, And diddled her, `non compos mentis'....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age?
  Tell him a joke when he's young. Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands full of sheep?...