One night three vampires entered a bar. When the bartender asked them what
they would like to drink, the first vamipire said he wanted a pint of blood,
the second vampire said that he too would have a pint of blood, and the last
vampire said he'd have a pint of plasma. The bartender took a step back and
said, "Let me see if I got this right. That's two bloods and a blood-lite?"
they would like to drink, the first vamipire said he wanted a pint of blood,
the second vampire said that he too would have a pint of blood, and the last
vampire said he'd have a pint of plasma. The bartender took a step back and
said, "Let me see if I got this right. That's two bloods and a blood-lite?"
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