A Bloody Nose" A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

"A Bloody Nose"
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the roof of the cave to get
some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about
where he got it. He told them to go away
and let him get some sleep. However, the bats persisted until finally he
gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they
went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down
and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat tiredly, "Because I didn't!"