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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• The bad news is that Saddam has a Nuclear Bomb. - The good news is that he has to push it off an ox cart.
• Good news and bad news: The Good News: They finally found Rock Hudson's long-lost wallet!
  The bad news:.....Your picture was in it!...
• Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
  Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Docto...
• Doctor to patient in hospital: "Mr Jones, I have some good news, and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
  "Do begin with the bad news, please." "Allright....
• Did you hear the bad news about the crisis in the Gulf?
  Jane Fonda's going to Baghdad to speak to Hussein....
• Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
  "The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....
• Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
  Bad News: There were three empty seats....