Last year a group of Libyan terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers.
They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were
met.
They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were
met.
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1. The maker doesn't want it,
the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it... - Mind Teazer's
The Questions:
1. The maker doesn't want it,
the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it... - Mandatory Vacation
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
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The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must...
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Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the
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Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of... - How about "She Broke My Heart,
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Plus a few other places I can't mention...
