Mandatory Vacation
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small
business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that
each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do
without."
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small
business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that
each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do
without."
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