My Kind Of Woman...
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his
actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his
actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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