An avid Dallas Cowboys fan took his dog to a sports bar one Sunday afternoon
to watch the game. The bartender reluctantly let the dog in, and the pooch
sat quietly as the game progressed. When the Cowboys got a field goal, the
dog went crazy - barking, running in circles and doing back flips. "What
does he do when they score a touchdown?" the amazed bartender asked. "I
don't know," replied the owner. "I've only had him for two years."
to watch the game. The bartender reluctantly let the dog in, and the pooch
sat quietly as the game progressed. When the Cowboys got a field goal, the
dog went crazy - barking, running in circles and doing back flips. "What
does he do when they score a touchdown?" the amazed bartender asked. "I
don't know," replied the owner. "I've only had him for two years."
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