"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the pro-
fessor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an
anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
fessor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an
anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
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