PROF1: You know, every year, the students in my Calculus

100 class are getting dumber and dumber. It's

getting so that I can't even teach a lecture

without reviewing high school algebra.

PROF2: That's because you're an intellectual snob. I've

noticed the opposite. The students in my classes

are much more intelligent than when I started

teaching a decade ago.

PROF1: Hah! You must be joking. Listen, I've got to go

to the washroom, so we'll continue this discussion

later [gets up, goes to washroom]

PROF2: [Signals waitress to come over] Can you do me a favor?

WAITRESS: Depends on the favor.

PROF1: My friend is coming back from the washroom, and he'll

ask you a question. All you have to say is one-third

X cubed.

WAITRESS: One-third what?!

PROF1: One-third X cubed. Never mind what it mean, just say

One-third X cubed, OK?

WAITRESS: OK. [goes away]

PROF2: [returns] What were we talking about - oh yeah, people

are getting stupider and the days go by. I think it's

television or something that's doing this.

PROF1: That's simply not true. I'll bet you that that waitress

could answer one of your calculus exam questions.

PROF2: No way. You must be daft!

PROF1: Ten bucks says that she'll know what the integral of

X squared is.

PROF2: You're on! [mentions waitress over] Would you know

the integral of X squared is?

WAITRESS: One-third X cubed.

PROF2: [flabbergasted]

PROF1: See!

WAITRESS: ... plus a constant.

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