A man returned from the Iraqi War and he is met by his family at
the port. His daughter turns to her mother and says, "Look daddy has a
purple heart on." Her mother quickly replies, "Here's a dollar, I don't
care what color it is, go see a movie."
the port. His daughter turns to her mother and says, "Look daddy has a
purple heart on." Her mother quickly replies, "Here's a dollar, I don't
care what color it is, go see a movie."
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