I Had Similar Experience. I Was In The Mall When This Woman Was Being Attacked By A Man.

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I had similar experience. I was in the mall when this woman was being
attacked by a man. She was driving a brand new van. She grabbed the
aerial off of the van and swung it toward the man, stabbing him in the
chest. He died violently.
When itcame to court, the judge ruled that the woman was innocent
of all wrong doing and that the man had died of a vanaerial disease.