Old Jokes from the Deep SouthPX.z:
What do riding a Jap motorcycle and having sex with a fat girl
have in common?
It feels great until somebody sees you!
.
A Boy Scout, a priest, and Jesse Jackson are on a plane during
the '84 elections. The pilot informs them that the plan is going
to crash and that they all have to bail out immeadiately(sp).
The problem is that there's only 2 parachutes. Jesse Jackson
grabs one and says "I'm the smartest black in the world! I've
got to live so my Rainbow Coalition can elect me President!" and
jumps out the plane. The Priest and the Boy Scout Look at each
other for a moment. Finally, the priest says "Son, I've lived
all my life in God's service, and your's is just beginning. You
take the last parachute." The Boy Scout says, "That's OK, the
smartest black man in the world just jumped out with my
knapsack!"
What do riding a Jap motorcycle and having sex with a fat girl
have in common?
It feels great until somebody sees you!
.
A Boy Scout, a priest, and Jesse Jackson are on a plane during
the '84 elections. The pilot informs them that the plan is going
to crash and that they all have to bail out immeadiately(sp).
The problem is that there's only 2 parachutes. Jesse Jackson
grabs one and says "I'm the smartest black in the world! I've
got to live so my Rainbow Coalition can elect me President!" and
jumps out the plane. The Priest and the Boy Scout Look at each
other for a moment. Finally, the priest says "Son, I've lived
all my life in God's service, and your's is just beginning. You
take the last parachute." The Boy Scout says, "That's OK, the
smartest black man in the world just jumped out with my
knapsack!"
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