A young man was fishing off a pier and an older one joined him.

A young man was fishing off a pier and an older one joined him. "Howdy
stranger," began the elder, "what brings you to these parts?" "Well,
it's my honeymoon." responded the younger. "Well, if it's your
honeymoon, shouldn't you be in the cabin with the missus, if you know
what I mean?" "Can't," responded the fisherman, "she's got gonnorhea."
"Well, I say, I mean, couldn't you, um, sort of, er, flip her over?"
"Nope, she's also got diarrhea." "Er, um, you could, ulp, use her
mouth, couldn't you?" "Uh-uh. She's got pyorrhea, you know, gum
disease." "Well, what the hell did you marry her for?" Casting his
line over the water he responded, "She's also got worms, and they're
great for fishing."