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  What was your third wish?...
• Try me," said the bartender.
• There was this doctor that always went to the country club and ordered an almond daiquiri.
  It was his standard. Anyway, one day the bartender was out of almonds so he substituted something else....
• A topologist walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender, being a number theorist, says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve topologists here.
  The disgruntled topologist walks outside, but then gets an idea and performs Dahn surgery upon herself....
• DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka.
  The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day....
• These two Aggies were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog.
  All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls....
• The Pastor And The Fig Leaf... A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.
  The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor....
• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
• The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
  When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....