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• Yes," replied the gentleman. "Then for my second wish, I wished to always have a beautiful woman companion.
• Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.
  The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead....
• wo guys walk into a bar - one is very handsome, and obviously quite well off
  he other is loud, obnoxious and a general jerk to everyone he encounters....
• DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka.
  The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day....
• Well for my third and final wish, I asked for a ten-inch prick.
• Careful what you wish for -- you may get it.
• Men willingly believe what they wish. --Caesa
• The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
  When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....