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  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?
  Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my gator....
• The bartender said, "It looks that that wish came true.
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• One night three vampires entered a bar. When the bartender asked them what they would like to drink
  he first vamipire said he wanted a pint of blood, the second vampire said that he too would have a pint of blood, and the last vampire said he'd have a pint of plasma....