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  He sets the the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve cajuns in this bar?...
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  Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender says "If you're such a bad ass, then you'll have to prove it to me....
• A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm, a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one hand.
  He walked up to the bar and set down the cat and the bucket....