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  It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
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  Naches is what every jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren....
• Isn't damn Yankee one word?
• A little old Jewish man and women are discussing marriage.
  They spend hour upon hour talking about their likes and dislikes....
• A foreigner came to the USA to get a job, he couldn't speak a word of English.
  The employment counselor told him there were no job openings for people who could speak no English, but if the man would learn at least a couple of words, she would see what she could find for him....
• Buying A Bull Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
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• Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
  But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....