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  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Q: What happens to a Jewish man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
  A: He breaks his nose....
• Q: What happens to a man who spends the night at a gay bar?
  A: He wakes up with a queer taste in his mouth....
• The same guys go on a fishing trip to Canada. When they get there, they hire a guide and go out on the lake.
  One guy is getting all the bites at first. As he hauls in the first one, the guide pulls it up out of the water and throws it back....
• It was in africa, and a camera crew has been assigned to get coverage of the World Famous Gorilla Wrestler at work.
  The camera crew is in the truck with him and his dog, and they come across a small tree....
• Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.
• A biology graduate student went to Borneo to take some samples for his thesis work.
  He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections....
• Q: What happens if a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.
• What happens to an Indian (feather, not dot) who drinks too much tea? He drowns in his tepee.