Coming home early from work yesterday, I saw a neighbor jogging, nude,
down the street.
I said -- "How long have been doing this nude jogging"
He said -- "Since you came home from work early."
down the street.
I said -- "How long have been doing this nude jogging"
He said -- "Since you came home from work early."
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