No, I Said, "No Nude Texans.

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• You misunderstood. Bush ACTUALLY said 'No nude Texans.'
• I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda, I was lewd, but my God!
  he was lewder. She said it was crude To be wooed in the nude-, I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!...
• Coming home early from work yesterday, I saw a neighbor jogging, nude, down the street.
  I said -- "How long have been doing this nude jogging" He said -- "Since you came home from work early....
• I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
• My doctor gives X-rays for any complaint. If you have a cough, he'll X-ray your throa
  a cramp calls for a body X-ray. I was in his office the other day and I saw a nude man in his X-ray room....
• At a football game between Southern Methodist and Notre Dame, two Texans, Bo and Jimbob, were seated behind two nuns.
  Bo said to his friend, "I can't wait to get back to Dallas....
• At a football game two Texans were seated behind two nuns.
  One Texan said to his friend, "I can't wait to get back to Dallas....
• 137 There was a young lady of Bude Who walked down the street in the nude.
  A bobby said, "Whattum Magnificent bottom!...