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• Did you hear about the young, newly married couple who didn't know the difference between vaseline and putty?
  -- Their windows fell out....
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• Did you here about the Ethiopian who fell into the alligator pond?
  He ate three before they got him out ......
• Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
  A: He was doing great until business fell off....
• What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
  What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator....
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.