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• Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.
• The President was shocked at finding that blacks were being killed so much more often.
  He asked Westmoreland why this was. Westmoreland replied,' Well sir, when an enemy mortor streaks towards our trenches, one of the men would yell 'In-coming!...
• Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash.
• Not tonight dear.....I have a modem
• Not tonight dear........ I have a MODEM!
• Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
• Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
• It's Chekov... He's RED, Jim!