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• Not tonight dear........ I have a MODEM!
• Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
• Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.
• Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash.
• I want a modem that talks!!
• One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
  .. A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky....
• With a modem, I can take on the world!