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  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
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• There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
  One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey, would you like to do laundry tonight?...
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• On Safari... A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law.
  One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone....
• This married couple go to the zoo. They come up to the elephant cage and the husband says to his wife look at that big trunk the elephant has.
  The wife says, that's nice. Then they go on to the next cage and there is a tiger....
• Unknown An avid golfer and his wife are playing the course.
  The husband has a great round going until he gets to the par 4, 14th hole where he slices badly to the right and ends up behind a barn....
• Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out.
  Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen....
• A man is going to work one day and accidentily slams his penis in the car door.
  Goes to the doctor, and the doctor says "We're going to have to put a splint on that....