Why Did King Author Wear His Cloak To The Great Ball, Rather Than His Mantle?
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his
Cause kings go better with cloak!
The Interview Steve was in a terrible accident at work.
He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears....
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy
Why the hell didn't you watch where it went?" "Well sir," said the boy, "it don't usually go anywhere, so when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by surprise....
Bill Clinton (President-Elect) was at the Arkansas War Veterans Memorial Service today.
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. A DRAFT DODGER "honoring" war veterans with his presence?...
Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Kids will be Kids... Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
A little tired of dumb blonde jokes? Here are some dumb guy jokes!
** Why do men like smart women? ....Opposites attract....
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam