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• Q: Why didn't the Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: She went out with Mr. Softy.
• This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
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• Q: Why did the Polish elevator operator lose his job? A: He forgot the route.
• Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
  Cause kings go better with cloak!...
• The only place you can have it your way is Burger King!
• Balls said the Queen,If I had them Id be King