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• Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts 16> Claims "road rage" was his idea.
  15> Touch his dashboard Jesus? Ride home in the trunk....
• A girl was in the shower she saw her mom's tits, and she asked when she would get some like hers.
  The mom replied that when she was 16, she would get tits....
• Man, I had a girl friend and when I took her to the zoo and she saw what an elephant had, she would not go home with me.
• She was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
• Where the $#!/& IS Carmen San-Diego???
• There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
  Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
• A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
  The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.